domingo, octubre 25, 2009
How to Make a Girl Think You're a Creep, or How To Make Girls Run From You, or How To Never Get a Girl to Talk to You
The other day, I was out on an errand, and I was walking through a parking lot. As I walked, someone honked. I kept walking. They honked again. I turned around to see who it was. It was a man I didn't know, waving and honking at me. I kept walking. So, what I want to know is this: has this method of wooing a woman EVER worked? Has any woman in history ever walked over to a strange man just because he did something to imply that he found her attractive? Has any woman ever stopped what she was doing and thought to herself, "Hmmm . . . that man seems to like the way I look. I think I'll go talk to him."?? I hope not. That would be an insult to my fairer gender. Guys, come on! You'll never get a (normal) girl that way. Get real, and don't be creepy.
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All I can say is...
If a girl did it to me, it might work.
I'm glad to know what your standard of "creepy" is. I know you had a creepo at Starbucks, too. Maybe these are nice, friendly, but maladjusted guys, J. I hope so! If not, you're sure collecting a following! I think Rufus needs security training from one Mr. Hank the Cowdog.
It must be my discriminating taste in bagels that attracts the creeps. I'll talked to Rufus about taking some sort of mixed martial arts classes. I don't want to have to start picking my nose when I go out just to keep the creeps away.
On a more serious note, how do we define creep? At some point Mr. M expressed to me that he found me attractive, and I didn't deem him as creepy.
You know, Teri, I was wondering about books on tape, and if they would help kids learn to read aloud with correct tone and inflection. What do you think?
Mr. Cho, it might be less likely for you to be possibly overpowered if the girl turned out to be more than just creepy. AND, you have a Guard Cat.
About the books on tape, I'm sure that would help them learn to read more beautifully! It's a great idea. Maybe I should do more of that.
"Creepy" (I just looked it up) is defined as "causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease". I think that's an excellent definition and I stand by it. Different girls are going to have different creepy standards though. I know what mine are.
Mr. M. Had a relationship with you and knew you before he "honked" and told you he found you attractive. I think that's the difference. :)
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