I was hiking in the woods last weekend when I found a note scratched out it pencil. It was crumpled up, obviously a discarded rough draft.
Dear People of America, You know how annoying it is when a little kid just keeps repeating the things you say? That's how me and my friends feel when you come into our woods and whoop and holler and carry on. You pester us with your lights and your cameras. Please just mind your own business and let us do the same.
Sincerely, Dan on behalf of the American League of
Bigfoot Families. (We are organizing a union right
now to ensure our privacy rights.)
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