Where Are The Footprints?

It is said by Bigfoot skeptics that if Bigfeet do exist, there should be more footprints. I think they're right. However, this is easily explained; many of the creatures have obviously taken to wearing shoes. No one thinks twice about a big shoe print in the woods. I can't pretend to know what model and brand of shoe is preferred, but I do know that Adidas shoes are known for being rather unremarkable and not attention-grabbing, and I also know that Nordstrom carries a large stock of shoes specifically made for big and tall men. That leads me to another conclusion: Bigfeet are rich, or in the very least, very well off. Have you seen the prices at Nordstrom?? Of course, they could be getting their shoes at the discounted Nordstrom Rack, which, while priced more reasonably, lacks the attention to detail and customized service found at Nordstrom department stores. Plus, shopping at Nordstrom Rack requires more dealing with the public, which we all know is an area of weakness with Bigfeet.