I want to start off asking you to pray for Jennifer-not MY Jennifer (although it wouldn't hurt to pray for her, too)-but for Jennifer's friend Jennifer who is battling cancer. Thank God also for Jenn who is staying with Jennifer in Mr. M's absence. I must say Jennifer's concern for her friend Jennifer is making her physically ill-to the point of drinking some gross, thick, pink liquid that seems to have the texture of mud. Bad as I feel for my mistress, I do wish I had opposable thumbs so that I could videotape her drinking this stuff. The horrible faces she makes! The agony! She looks like an infant eating peas for the first time. Alas, the limits of canininity (a big word for doghood.) Woe is me--no not me, woe is you for not being able to see the face!
So I see my mistress mentioned Mystery Diagnosis. I was there too, you know, and what she didn't tell you was that one of the featured patients was a motivational speaker. His big line is, "Inch by inch, life is a cinch; yard by yard, life is hard." Good advice. Sounds familiar. Sounds like something that was written thousands of years ago by God. I saw Jennifer perusing her Bible until she found Matthew 6:34: "Do not worry about tomorrow, for today has enough trouble of it's own." That same verse was regurgitated in the form of the TV show, and popular saying, "One Day at a Time." (Just for the record, Jennifer likes that show, and has always thought Mackenzie Phillips a very pretty lady.) So, dear readers, be not fooled; many, many of today's wise little sayings and motivational proverbs are really disguised principles from the Bible.
Sorry for all the Jennifers, but Jennifer does have many Jenn, Jenny, Jennifer, and Genevieve friends. In fact, I have overheard a possible all-Jennifer party.
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Rufus, you know a dog is usually man's best friend, but you get the prize as woman's best friend.
Can I come to the party?....Janea is close to Jenny. :o) If you say it like Forrest Gump.
Jennifer, your creativity, itellegence, and sence of humor are phonamenal! Always a joy to read.
Are you Kim my friend? Are you the Kim that had Mr. M and I over for dinner? Or the Kim who just had a baby shower? Or are you Mr. M's sister? Mr.M also worked with a Kim. We know a large lot of Kims, and it becomes very confusing and entertaining. I can hook you up with my Kim friends and you can have your own partyd
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