lunes, septiembre 15, 2008

Practicing for the Big Day

Avast, me faithful mateys! As I'm sure you know this Friday is Talk Like A Pirate Day, so I'm just going through some of me old pirate slang dictionaries to prepare. At church this Sunday, a big bowl was returned to me after having been missing for months. The bowl was in a bag (zippered).
That is why I was so surprised to see a dead bilge rat just a'layin' there in the bottom of the bung hole. I was shocked, surprised, and grossed out, as any land lubber like me would be, but I smartly came to me senses and had a pint o' grog before dealing with the offending bilge rat.

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