Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Free Wedding Planning Services

Since I have done such a stellar job planning my surprise party (inviting 30 guests to a restaurant who's biggest table seats 8), I thought I could be of use to you in planning your big day! My services would come with a few requirements from you, mainly that you be OK if it turns out to be an absolute fiasco. Be a good sport, and just keep telling yourself, "It could've been worse." If I were at all concerned with plans or details, I would be getting really nervous about now, but being who I am, I am looking forward to a hilarious time that will not soon be forgotten. And in that same spirit, I could also make your wedding VERY memorable. Just keep me in mind.

This is my newest idea for a small start-up business venture. What do you think?

4 comments:

David Cho said...

I might start thinking about getting married just to use your services.

Would you offer a free divorce legal service as well so that the whole thing doesn't cost me a dime?

(Just kidinding :D)

ibcarlos said...

I think you are VERY imaginative. To say the least.

When a Picture Just Isn't Enough said...

I think it's the best idea ever. And that you rock. You can even reverse the order of those two statements if you want!

The White Wave said...

Thank you for your support. David and Carlos, I will start working on your respective weddings now . . . starting with a bride.