Something About Persnicketta

My friend Persnicketta appears to be an average citizen, but both Mr.M and I are highly suspicious. Persnicketta is just way too smart, athletic, demure and proper to be average. I can't help but think of the words "operative" and "highly confidential" when I think of Persnicketta. I don't know what all she does, but I'm pretty well convinced that it goes beyond the 9-5 job that she uses as a front for her enigmatic, possibly nefarious, activities. Mr.M has come to a similar conclusion; he is certain she works for the FBI or CIA. I haven't reached any conclusions yet; I'm still gathering and processing evidence. From our casual conversations over coffee, I've learned that Persnicketta loves to travel, and in her travels she does the most adventurous things, like rock climbing high above a white water rapid and then rappelling down the sheer rock face to explore underwater caves found at the deepest depth of the death defying river, or participating in a local "Sniper-for-a-day" program. Persnicketta told me that she will be traveling in the upcoming months, when, coincidentally, there are violent political protests scheduled in Greenland, and there are plans for major military maneuvers in Iceland. I can only speculate about Persnicketta's secret activites, but be she Navy Seal, treasure hunter, sniper, tomb raider or hairstylist, I'm just glad she's my friend.