Did I Miss The Boat? Have I Been Asleep For 100 Years?

I have been doing all I can to get a part-time job. I feel like Rip Van Winkle, though.  It seems that in the years between getting married and now, the whole world has changed.  Everything-and I mean EVERYthing-is on the internet.  The school district here doesn't even accept any hard copies of anything.  Training classes are on the internet.  A bad connection or an old computer could put me out of the running.  It is either a sign that I just shouldn't get a job, or a sign that I should have been born 50 years ago if I really think just knowing something and being nice a trustworthy can get me a job.