A New Day, A New Word

It's been an eventful morning over here, and it's only 9 AM. We've coined a new term-to rice. To rice someone means to spread rice cereal (amazingly similar to concrete mix) on their person. Usually this is done to one's self, as in "Donny riced himself", often to Mom or Dad, and sometimes to the dog (which is a treat, as the dog goes crazy over rice cereal.) After all the ricing was done, Donny was put in his high chair to digest what little of the stuff may have made its way to his stomach. While he was ensconced in his chair, I proceeded with my tea and croissants. He began to complain, and as I had finished my croissants and only had some tepid tea left, I grabbed him and sat him on my lap, where he immediately proceeded to tea me. He knocked over my mug, and we were doused. Fortunately, the tea was the temperature of a nice bath, so no one complained, and Renee enjoyed licking up the tea and eating the croissant crumbs. Donny is now drying out in the morning sun in his indoor swing. It's going to be a fun day.