Sorry I haven't written in a few whiles, but I've been working on my M. Div. thesis on the topic of dating. My marvellous and mischievous mistress takes me on a lot of Starbucks dates. (She's so cool, but she would never say that.) This is, no doubt, because of my gentlemanly ways, my distinguished good looks, and my saintly patience. Not only do I make Jen look good, but my gentle and joyful demeanor attract many admirers, especially short, sporatic, shrieking ones. These kids often think petting a dog means hitting it, and despite my age (maybe because of it), I never get irritable or grumpy. I've never once complained about a tiring and rambunctious admirer to Jen . . . except that one red-headed girl. I feel I share a unique bond with the men Anna Nicole Smith takes out on dates. They must be as amiable as I in their advancing years for her to want to take them out.
My point is this: if you want a pretty girl to take you out, make sure you won't embarrass her in public. Shine your shoes, comb your hair, tuck in your shirt, and be nice to strangers. I personally do not even step out of the house unless I can see my reflection in my shoes.
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Rufus, I have to admit I didn't believe Jen when she told me you were working on you M.Div. in dating. How could I have ever doubted you?
You'll have to let me know how it works out. You know: your next date with Anna Nicole Smith.
Since I'm spending so much on seminary, and have little disposable income, I can't see the relationship lasting long.
That's hypothetical, though; I don't really go on dates with Anna Nicole-I was only using her as a simile. I prefer women who can talk coherently and lose weight naturally.
thanks for da tips i dunno wad ayed doo withowt yoo yoo do man
yoo da dawg
i hav a hard tym with da ladees
da lady dawgs.
I ... don't know what to say...
That's good. I seem to remember hearing something about girls not liking guys who have a lot to say, especially about feelings . . . now that I think about it, maybe that only applied to dogs. Yes, girls usually don't like dogs to share their feelings, but they DO like guys who share their feelings.
Who let the dogs out? WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!
Rufus is a one wise pup.
Rufus, can you post a picture of yourself all dressed up and ready to go--especially in your shiny shoes? Sounds finer than I can imagine!
I can't post any of my formal pictures, as that would ruin the surprise my dates get by seeing me looking so fine.
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