An open letter to guys

You'd all better be careful-especially when dealing with girls who have friends. I have a sweet, sweet, friend who wouldn't hurt a fly, and a guy from our church asked her out while driving down the road in his car. She politely refused. Then, he said something very insulting. Let me tell you, that guy is still paying for it. You see, my friend has friends-and those friends have friends-and I tell my friends to stay away from that guy, and I tell them to tell their friends to stay away from that guy. He will be alone for the rest of his life, and not only that, but if I ever see him or hear that he is in the vicinity, I will hunt him down, and he'll pay for his stupidity. He's going down. Big time. My point is simply this: be nice to girls, even sweet, harmless girls--and if you're not, you'd better watch your back.

It's guys like that that motivate me to run up stairs, and use frozen slabs of meat on hooks as punching bags.