Traveling For Fun and Work

Like so many, I was traveling for Thanksgiving earlier in the month. In the airplane, Bigfoot was seated next to me. He asked me about my holiday plans, and I asked him about his. He told me that a nice family dinner is out of the question for him, as the entire Bigfoot family was busy traveling to different locations. Bigfoot said he was on his way to Oklahoma to scare some hunters and to make waves out there after spending three leisurely months in the Pacific Northwest walking to and from favorite shopping malls and other local hangouts, making sure to leave obvious footprints along the way. Mrs. Bigfoot had been with him during the months in the Pacific Northwest, but she was right then on a flight headed to Texas to scare some of the local teens there and create a media buzz. Little Bigfoot, Jr. was on his way to Louisiana, where he has made quite a name for himself hanging out in the bayous and swamps. Bigfoot told me the family has to spread out like this quite often, just to keep the public on their toes, and to give all the Bigfoot hunters something to do. Bigfoot is very generous in this, and thoughtful, too, realizing the importance of sending Mrs. Bigfoot to various locales so that the female Bigfoot is seen. The same goes for Little Bigfoot, Jr., who will follow in his father's footsteps and keep us all wondering.