They're ever more tricky, these modern terrorists. They appear cute and harmless, dressed as an endearing movie character or a historical or cultural figure, or anything, really, and demand a sugary treat or else a vague and villainous treat awaits you. The veiled threat is worse for the lack of detail in it; you don't know when it will come, or where it will come from, or who will deliver the doom that awaits. Any misfortune that occurs to you . . . it was THEM. The next time a bird poops on your head . . . just remember the cute little kid who came to your house and was denied a treat.
That said, I will be protecting myself and my future tonight bypassing out Kit Kats to the trick-or-treaters.
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