Hot Dogs and Healthy Eating Habits

I saw an ad for an upcoming episode of Finding Bigfoot in which the BFRO (Bigfoot Field Research Organization) roasts some hot dogs in order to lure a sasquatch or two. What a ridiculous idea! Everyone knows that the Pacific Northwest is a hub for all things bigfoot. Everyone also knows that the Pacific Northwest is full of granola-crunchin', Birkenstock-wearin' hippies. It is impossible not to be at least somewhat influened by your neighbors. So the sasquatch in the Pacific Northwest are going to, like their human neighbors, shun any food-like substance of unknown origin. This isn't going to apply only to sasquatch in the Pacific Northwest. In this Information Age, I'm sure the bigfeet of the world have their own Facebook page. It is my personal opinion, given these facts, that this barbeque in the forest will not produce a sasquatch.